Justin, The most interesting man in the room. Former king of Scotland,motorcyle gang member,ferret wrangler and current music store owner and beauty pageant winner, Justin often goes unnoticed as Yngwie Malmsttens stunt double, but we all know his secret. His responsibilities in the band besides being the sancho to many guitars is to procure the dankest marijuana that money can buy and singing with his vocals so great,we don't even give him a microphone.